Monday, April 2, 2007

Offensive History

When studying history, simply omit the historical periods that cause you great discomfort or offense.

I have decided that there was no 42nd President of the United States. I am also quite certain that the Texas Rangers were the World Series Champions in 1994, and referees did not exist in June of 2006.

1 comment:

Edward Wolf said...

I believe you are mistaken in your revisionist history. There were no years 2001 through 2008.