Monday, April 9, 2007

I'm baffled...

Iraq: No, we do not have weapons of mass destruction.

USA: Well, we don't believe you, so we're coming in to find them.

Iran: Hey guys, we're enriching uranium and should have enough for a nuclear weapon in about a year! We have up to 3,000 centrifuges doing the work.

USA: Well, we don't believe you. Since our President isn't very popular right now, we're not going to do anything to you.

But, look out for Ban Ki-moon. He's pissed, and he has the power to sanction you!

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