My Weekly Statistics

1. 1 in 5 Americans can't find the United States on a map.
2. 38% of all statistics are made up.
3. five fourths of all Americans have difficulties with fractions.

I agree with Barry Bonds.

Finally, Barry Bonds and I agree on something. Barry Bonds stated that it's "an embarrassment" for him to be wearing the (explitive) uniform. I call on Barry Bonds to retire in shame!

Paris-Free

Hell in a Handbasket is now completely Paris-Free.

If the shoe fits...

Have you ever been to Tyler? Explain why it is not a backwater, hick filled town. Explain why the news in Tyler should be taken seriously.
I've been to Tyler... I've lived in Tyler... No one in Tyler inspired me to view the town with any serious consideration.

More common sense...

More common sense crap from the geniuses over at Yahoo! I can't believe someone is getting paid to write this stuff down.

Amazing Grace - as taught by Ozzie Osbourne

The Final Frontier

"Scotty" (James Doohan) was cremated (of course - they waited until after he had passed on). His ashes were then sent into space... er, the New Mexico landscape. The news article here had little-to-no information. I'm guessing they needed more power.

"I'm givin' her all she's got capt'n!"