Tuesday, August 28, 2007

My Weekly Statistics

1. 1 in 5 Americans can't find the United States on a map.
2. 38% of all statistics are made up.
3. five fourths of all Americans have difficulties with fractions.

Monday, July 16, 2007

I agree with Barry Bonds.

Finally, Barry Bonds and I agree on something. Barry Bonds stated that it's "an embarrassment" for him to be wearing the (explitive) uniform. I call on Barry Bonds to retire in shame!

Wednesday, June 27, 2007


Hell in a Handbasket is now completely Paris-Free.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

If the shoe fits...

Have you ever been to Tyler? Explain why it is not a backwater, hick filled town. Explain why the news in Tyler should be taken seriously.
I've been to Tyler... I've lived in Tyler... No one in Tyler inspired me to view the town with any serious consideration.

Monday, May 14, 2007

More common sense...

More common sense crap from the geniuses over at Yahoo! I can't believe someone is getting paid to write this stuff down.

Friday, May 11, 2007

The Final Frontier

"Scotty" (James Doohan) was cremated (of course - they waited until after he had passed on). His ashes were then sent into space... er, the New Mexico landscape. The news article here had little-to-no information. I'm guessing they needed more power.

"I'm givin' her all she's got capt'n!"