Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Trans-Gender Amphibians

Aren't there people that pay thousands of dollars and suffer enduring hardship and persecution for this?

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

The first step is admitting that you have a problem.

Can you believe this? I knew a guy going through this, and he didn't apologize to me. He was being rude and didn't let me borrow his sweater and I thought he should apologize for that. (This is an allusion to a television show).

Monday, February 19, 2007

This Week's sign that we're all going to hell.

If you're the President of the United States, and your wife wears the pants in your family... who's really in charge of the free-world? What happens if your wife is elected leader of the free world? Does that mean you're the first Ex-President to also be the first First Gentlemen? Or... do you simply take over your wife's old job in the Senate? How much political power do you have in the Senate if you are an Ex-President who's wife is the current sitting President?

If Hillary becomes President, and a former Arkansas governor becomes a Senator from New York, will Bubba have to hire new interns?

Friday, February 9, 2007

Sexy Cheerleaders make me uncomfortable.

If you were Russell Crowe, the headline of this post might well reflect your feelings towards cheerleaders who's only crime is that men want to parry and thrust.

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

Astronaut in Diapers

If you haven't read this, you ought to. This lady is crazy.

Thursday, February 1, 2007

Tortilla Crisis

It seems that Mexican President Felipe Calderon is under pressure to relieve sky-rocketing tortilla prices. U.S. demand for ethanol has sent corn prices soaring. An activist was quoted as saying, "The right dehumanizes everything. We are living the consequences of the imposition of a government dominated by white-collar criminals. They are a danger to Mexico..." He must be a democrat. He criticizes the way things are, without offering any solution to the situation.